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Jesta12345's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 58 (From
16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,100 Points
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 7/26/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 7/14/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 7/14/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 7/14/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 7/14/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 7/14/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 7/14/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
Unlocked 7/14/09
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
Unlocked 7/14/09
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 7/12/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
Unlocked 7/12/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
Unlocked 7/13/09
25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
Unlocked 7/13/09
25 Points Win without losing a life.
25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
Unlocked 7/12/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
Unlocked 7/12/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/15/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
Unlocked 12/15/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
Unlocked 12/15/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
In Utero
Aborted
25 Points
Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm
Unlocked 7/14/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz
Unlocked 7/14/09
100 Points Beat the game.
100 Points Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Medieval Rampage
First Kill
Unlocked 7/14/09
5 Points Kill First Enemy
5 Points Kill First Enemy
Tenth Kill
10 Points
Kill Tenth Enemy
First Boss
Unlocked 7/14/09
25 Points Kill First Boss
25 Points Kill First Boss
Fourth Boss
25 Points
Kill Fourth Boss
Second Boss
25 Points
Kill Second Boss
Third Boss
25 Points
Kill Third Boss
75 Achievements
50 Points
Collect 75 Achievements
Fifth Boss
50 Points
Kill Fifth Boss
100 Achievements
100 Points
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/315 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)